Sodden Earthz: Time Travel

Sodden Earth would not multiply into Sodden Earthz if the juicers did not splice....
Sodden Earth would not whimsey a new device...
Scorched if to become
More than sample rum
To the pallet of a devil
Staying on the level
Sitting on a clefted tree
And so about to agree.
Then came a god of lightning
Who knew a little about fighting
And ended up besting a dragon
To the cliff of hell's wagon
So that God rested upon the mountain
Hell crafted an insinuiagon...